March 5, 2007

Kung Fu Hustle


THE BAD :
  1. If you don't like subtitles, then you better check to see if Shanghai Knights is available at your local video store.
  2. If you don't feel like seeing extended shots of -- the ass crack of a Flaming Hairdresser, then might I suggest Rush Hour 2.
  3. If you have horrible childhood memories about Asian kids beating you up and then pissing on you, then might I suggest picking up a copy of Around the World in 80 Days.
  4. If you like long, incoherent opening sequences, then buddy pick this puppy up!
  5. If you want to see some mind blowing plot, may I suggest The Tuxedo.

THE GOOD :
  1. The chain smoking landlord lady, by herself, is justification enough to watch the movie.
  2. The fight scenes are epic in feel and in style. The brilliance of the musician assassins shooting out melodies of death is by far one of my favorite fight scenes.
  3. If you like Super Heroes or Loony Toons, then you'll like this film.
  4. I personally have some difficulty in foreign films separating out which characters are which. However with this film and it's brilliant characterization of each individual I could easily follow who was who in this film.
  5. While the special effects are not top notch, they are well used and only further enhance the plot/characters.

Final Thoughts: 8/10


The introduction actually almost made me turn off the movie, because it was so slow/bizarre. It's like West-Side Story, but with straight white boi dancing with axes. But just give it some time...it will be worth it.

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