February 23, 2007

The Quiet



If you love movies with incest, pill popping parents, vicious Bitchy teenagers, and catatonic deaf-mutes.....then Oh baby this is the movie for you!!!!! "The Quiet" may or may not keep you interested, may make you shy away from the screen by it's depravity, but ultimately does show some new-upcomming young talent.

Camilla Belle, stars as Dot, the deaf-mute orphan, who ends up in a mighty peculiar household, turned on its ears regularly by its resident and reigning teen, the cute-and-deadly Elisha Cuthbert.

Belle has an impossible task: she has to hold center stage, in constant close-ups, looking blank and bland and shut off from the world. There is no emotion more difficult to convey than the complete lack of (visible) emotions, and Belle makes a splendid run at it.

Cuthbert's task is daunting too: her role is that of both a victim and a perpetrator, a character both sympathetic and repulsive. In the lead of a large and fine cast - including Edie Falco, Katy Mixon, Martin Donovan, and Shawn Ashmore (Ice Man from Xmen) - Cuthbert and Belle make "The Quiet" work.

"The Quiet," however much it may hold you through most of the story, will leave you at the end stunned by the realization: you have just wasted 96 precious minutes of your presumably not unlimited lifespan.

Final Thoughts: 4/10



Seldom have I uttered the expression of "what the hell?" at a film when the credits started rollinge. For the end has kids going to "a dance" after fataly killing people, people taking responsibility for the death for no apparent reason, and completely glosses over all character flaws, then goes to credits.

Still, if the "end result" is not of great importance to you, "The Quiet" may just be the ticket for a lonely Saturday night, although definitely not as a date movie. For men, it's a major turnoff vis a vis young women; for women, it may cause lasting incertitude about men, old (especially) and young.

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February 20, 2007

The Night Listener



This film is an adaption of an Armistead Maupin novel, in which Robin Williams plays radio host whose long-term male partner is leaving him. You get the general jist that Robin's partner was diagnosed with AIDS, and has cared for him throughout all the trials both good and bad. And when I say you get the jist, it is never officially stated by any characters that it is the case with certainty. I'm not sure why they pussy foot around the topic, I mean the author of the book is fucking gay and it's supposidly an autobiographical story. But somehow they go all after school special with the mention of AIDS. I mean in this day an age, who doesn't know what it is.

Anyways, that's not the story. Robin's agent, asks him to read a "well written" manuscript written by an abused 14 year old boy and begins to the boy on the phone and eventually decides he wants to meet him.

However, when Gabriel travels to Wisconsin to meet the boy, he finds only the childs guardian, who fobs him off with a number of reasons as to why Pete's not available. And as his relationship with Donna develops, Gabriel begins to suspect that something strange may be going on.

To mention any more about this phychological thriller would give away to much plot and the "not-twist" twist.

Final Thoughts: 6/10



Personally, the film felt a little short, glossed over the gay issues, and with 80ish mins long, came up a little short. The film wasn't awful though. Toni Collette is the main reason to see this, giving a performance that is probably better than the film deserves. Sandra Oh, get all the best lines, since her character seems to be the only one with a sense of humour. While Robin gets the shaft, no pun intended. It's not that he gives a bad performance it's just that the depth of his character doesn't provide for any real range in the film.

In point, i'd suggest giving the film a shot. It definately isn't the best adaption of an Armistead Maupin novel. I also cannot imagine anyone going out to buy this DVD.

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